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6 years ago in #funny by kevinwong (76)
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Wallop a condom on because that will make the pee take ages to actually happen and it will buy you some time.
Then when it finally comes you will have a big balloon of pee which you can artfully throw from the car saying that you are making a statement on the corruption inherent in capitalism
LOL dammit. It’s always missing whenever I need it.
Yeah, mines is just powder, lol!
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I second the piss balloon!
hahahha, i can only laugh :) @meesterboom.
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I have peed in the bottle once... No, really, I have peed in the bottle and all over the place once. Hahaha. Struggle of a woman!
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Lol courageous!
Well, I was alone in a quite deserted area. It's either I go out and pee in a place where there are mostly men or I just get down to business to avoid unwanted conflicts mostly caused by my paranoia. Lol.
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HODL and profit.:D
In Thailand we have something calls “Comfort 500“ It’s actually like a pee bottle for men and women 😆 #bangkoktrafficjam
Good biz plan! Taking note.
Pee in the empty bottle for sure haha
its too small!
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This happens to me all the time.
I drive rideshare and I can be stuck for hours before getting the chance to pee.
Reading these suggestions myself...
The only problem with the bottle idea is that the opening isn’t wide enough. Spillage will inevitably occur.
I’ve found that doing perineum squeezes helps develop the muscles that help you hold. Also good for developing ejaculatory control, too!
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This is not about peeing but pooping, but I guess it works the same, assume if you are not restricted on a car. A few months ago, I was on the travel bus heading somewhere far, I had this sudden abdominal cramping as if the feces were going to break through my anus within seconds, however the next pick-up bus station with toilet is still far away and i had to suffer for quite a while. Anyway after like 30 minutes, finally the bus stopped for toilet time and i rushed to the toilet with rocket speed. However, when i got inside the toilet, i didnt feel like pooping already, it was pretty weird at that time but of course it didnt last for long, very soon the feces came knocking door again. Now that i think of it, it totally makes sense, our nervous system is divided into central nervous system and autonomic nervous system. Autonomic system itself is then divided into sympathetic nervous system which responsible for fight & flight respond and parasympathetic nervous system which play important roles in food digestion, urination and defecation. So as i ran towards toilet with my full power and adrenaline pumped through my blood, all these stress just activated my sympathetic nervous system and shut down my gastrointestinal activity which is controlled by parasympathetic nervous system. As a result, it stopped the intestinal contraction and relieved my abdominal pain (urge to poop) as well. Ergo, if you somehow got caught in a situation which you have to urinate or poop and you can't, try to deceive your body that you were in stress by running around.Just kidding, don't do that on road, safety first!!! LOL...
I was in Jakarta a few years ago. one time a 40 min ride took 3 hours.
Lesson learned. Always pee before going on a ride but the Indo colleague said it's common for them to bring an empty bottle as you mentioned too. Then one time, he just stopped by the highway and get out, climb of the fence and started doing it as you also mentioned. So, I think no much else to try unless you want to consider adult diapers.
Hodl is the right option but not here.
Hodling the pre in will affect your kidneys.
I suggest pee behind the bushes and come back.
Hi kevin i would suggest that you pee n your bottle. my friend also recently had this situation yesterday and he chose to empty out my water bottle and run it by my area and peed into it. It wasn't as nice because some urine went into the seat but it was sufficient. I threw the bottle away after.
There are other options too. For example, hold it in. Its not very effective, especially for a woman.
And the other disgusting one, just go. Its a terrible feeling, but at least you went.