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RE: Stuck in Traffic for The Past 90 Minutes and Barely Moving

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

Wallop a condom on because that will make the pee take ages to actually happen and it will buy you some time.

Then when it finally comes you will have a big balloon of pee which you can artfully throw from the car saying that you are making a statement on the corruption inherent in capitalism

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LOL dammit. It’s always missing whenever I need it.

Yeah, mines is just powder, lol!

I second the piss balloon!

hahahha, i can only laugh :) @meesterboom.