Comedy Open Mic - Round 5

in #comedyopenmic7 years ago (edited)

Hi All,

Welcome to the Fifth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please read the contest rules here

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Rules for Judges

  • Contest will run for a minimum of 8 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 4am GMT Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
  • Judges will do their best to review all entries
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
  • A big thank you to @idikuci for his time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 4.
  • This week @dandesign86 and @dj123 will share control over the @comedyopenmic account to upvote and comment on contestant's entries.

Judges:

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.


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Prizes

  • Court Jester will get 35SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 1-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 20Steem
    • A contestant with a entry that gets onto our Top 10 list will receive 2Steem.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 5SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 1SBD each as a bonus prize.
  • If you your entry is a Dtube stand-up of yourself and you take out either people's champion or Court Jester, a judge will upvote 1 of your posts 100% every day for 7 days.
  • Entrants who resteem the Contest announcement or other people's entries will ensure a higher vote

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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

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Sponsors

Donations

A big thank you to @punchline, @take5, @dj123, @steemmatt and @thedailylaugh who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@idikuci - 122SBD , @dj123 - 102SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem, @take5 - 32 SBD, @ilt-yodith - 10SBD + 10.899 Steem, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 12SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @steemmatt - 2SBD

Delegations

@idikuci - 2000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP.

If anybody would like to be a sponsor, please send any Steem/SBD to @comedyopenmic or if you would like to delegate SP to our upvote account @comedyopenmic we would be greatly appreciative. All upvotes will go to contestants, building the @comedyopenmic account and thanking the judges, curators and sponsors. Even 5 or 10 SP will make a big difference. If you would like to delegate but are unsure of how to do it, come meet us on discord and we can teach you.

Important Information

If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comment or post please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

@comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @acolucky, @flipstar, @steemmatt.

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 4 and the start of Round 5 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Fun Fact:

@rastaufik10 has put his hand up to host a Comedy Open Mic round for Indonesian speakers. So Round 5 will include the usual #comedyopenmic and a special 1 week Indonesian contest, We have decided to donate 10SBD to this contest so please give it your full support. Contest Announcement

Plagiarism

If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!

Please note that all future Comedy Open Mic Announcements will come from the official account @comedyopenmic. Please follow this account.

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Good luck everyone

Hi @trafalgar, it's @dandesign86 here. I'm in charge of the COM account this week together with DJ. I told the other judges that I would convince you to make an entry this round or I would eat my own dick. Please don't let that happen because it would hurt and I wouldn't even get full and satisfied.

hey traffy, thanks for your support, all of us really appreciate the upvotes and support.

We're doing ok, but still not big enough to be self sustaining, we're giving most of @comedyopenmic upvotes away to recognize talents, what remains each week is about 12SBD, so the rest of us donate about total of 40 to 43 SBD weekly to cover the prizes, if there is anymore that you can do whenever you see @comedyopenmic comments, it would make a big difference.

Yeahh. New kid in da block.. Can they even crack me up???

Check out the tag #comedyopenmic, guaranteed rib tickling, bone cracking fun or your money back

And how about my wasted time? 😏

Sorry, we're all out of time.

Huhh.. I thought there were time shops all over where you stay.

Yeah but they sold out. Can't buy time any more

Well then my money back it is.

Let's go everyone!!

Let's make steemit laugh!!

hey all you cheapass mofo, can you please upvote @comedyopenmic, that's what helps pays the bills around here, where do you think the extra prizes (of the 17 prizes) for round 4 comes from.... itchy's ass?

There was a bonus 5 prizes in round 4...

23 people got prizes in round 4.

oh that's awesome! Thanks for pulling more prizes out of your arse itchy....i hope all the participants really enjoy them ;P

Lucky I have a big arse

Wouldn't round five be the fifth week? I'm most certainly glad you're keeping it going!

hey @take5, go fix this, you're on point for @comedyopenmic this week!

it almost reads as 'filth week' hmmm. maybe a theme week is in the cards

trust me...having a theme has already been in discussions amongst the judges, we're just waiting now for the number of participants to grow big enough so we can start playing around with new ideas, even new branches of COM (care to consider leading COMSpanish senior?), or even just do some crazy stuff like bonus filth/ marriage / work / steemit / etc...themes

Alas number of judges didn't quite think we are ready for the 'filth-ques' and also other non PG-13 stuff that yours truly suggested, still i do agree we need to first have a bigger audience, from that we will surely have a greater appreciate the darker side of things :P

So in summary......this is why we need everyone's help...especially yourself @buttcoins..... to help spread the love and the word everytime you're on Steemit.....just tell someone new and hopefully someone interested in funny to join COM / #comedyopenmic @comedyopenmic

oh yeah....if you like dark....go here check out one Amir the most Awesome round 5 post: Lets All Get Offended

yes i would be more than happy to help with a com spanish.
and absolutely i am spreading the word. I have been talking it up in dtubedaily chat....this week even more will come over with entries. i checked out amirs post. RAW, haha

well i hope you enjoy comedy as much as you make them, try to enjoy many entrant this week, upvote those you enjoy, resteem what you really like that you think isn't getting attention, and most important leave encouraging comments for everyone even those who are not so funny but could do with a pointer or encouragement, participation is important for all the judges, gotta lead by example right?

i'll bring this up with the judges, hope to see something come out of this....also go visit @betavirosis from Venezuela, she's another spanish speaking that I hope we can engage to start COMSpanish!

I agree, especially with the last statement. that Amir guy is Awesome

I figured it was just a copy/paste typo from last weeks post. Happy to help !

yeah, it's probably just that, trying to keep it simple so other judges can help take over like a template, this is a community account, and we're all still trying to figure things out, thanks for the support @bitfiend, he's another upvote for no good reason!

Done!

Welcome to the Fourth week

changed Fourth to Fifth

spread the upvote love in round 3.

change to round 4

Thank you for the reward, though I may not be one of the greatest contributor, I will do my best to spread the word.

there is no small contributor in #comedyopenmic, no small curator, no small community member sanmi, we're all making a difference everytime we go visit a Steemian's funny post, laugh, give an upvote to recognized, and show our heart with our written message

you're making a difference in the funny community you call your own, we're proud to have you be part of our small little clan!

Dear sir
Please be kind, follow back (not to my home)and upvote my posts and comments

Dearest Lady,

I must confess I have been following you for some time. But as yet never seen your home.

for $29.95/month, less than $1 a day! - stalk a bitch lady service provides full details, 1st visit escort, and drone surveillance upgrade that would be an additional $299.95/month and comes with night-cam AND live streaming!

Do they provide the service worldwide ? 😁 Its ok if they charge extra for forex conversion.

absolutely, just upvote my replies as a deposit and we'll charge your wallet directly for all stalking services internationally

You guys are the worst best, thanks for making Steem a funny place!
This obviously excludes @dj123.
The day he says something funny, America will elect a woman for president.

lol yeah i totally agree, last time @dj123 wore a skirt, wig, and ran for president, it was such an ugly sight, trump because our national jester

hey itchy / @idikuci can we get diebitch to be guest-judge next week.....we'll have our own
@simoncowellin-a-skirt , how awesome is that? besides i think @take5 is sick of being the only female judge

oops i think i spoke to soon, @take5 is the boss this week

Let's go everyone!

Thanks for the smiles. All the best to all contestants. I sure hope to come up with some funny post for round 5. Thanks for the prize and the smiles I hope I can donate once I become at least a dolphin

you start making a difference when you're small, almost everyone one here and almost all the judges are minnows (I was the only dolphin when #comedyopenmic started....but does it even matter?), everytime you visit one of the the entrant, have a laugh, upvote and leave an encouraging or even better a comment, or even way better a funny comment, you're already making a big difference @sayee!

there is no small community member in COM :)

Thank you so much, it means a lot when encouraged. stay blessed. It is easy to get frustrated when we see posts that are bs on the trending page or some unclear photos making 60$ at one shot. Thank you for what you are doing to encourage all

ignore them, in time people will see them for what they are, talentless and selfish, if we continue to bring in more talent, the more apparent it will be.

do yourself a favor and follow @idikuci, then go read his post How To Win Steem, guarantee will open up your mind and improve your journey here in Steemit

Thank you, I will

You've been such an encouragement the last few days @sayee, just wanted you to know that, hope to see your 2nd entry soon :D

thank you, I have been racking my brains to find a great idea, so that it will be worth the comedyopenmic standard. Hope to do it soon. Thanks for the encouragement

What's all the bullshit Comedy Open Mic contest you guys are running?

where the damn mic....i don't see any mic.....all is see is meme, rants, blogs, some cheap ass raps you call poems!!!

this is the biggest scam in Steemit ever.... hey @berniesanders came and flag all these wannabe comedians!

just incase anyone took that too seriously, i'm just kidding..... am hoping bernie will come by and upvote again to support comedy and Steem all in one cool place