bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneIt’s better we let the people decide!Theresa May’s expression after today’s votebluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneRemove 1 from 100 and you get zeroWhen you go grocery shopping for five hours and you forget the one item your wife told you to buy (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneHottie at 3 aclock!When you have a long schlong and get a sudden erection (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneMerry means GayWhen you knows it’s gonna be a gay Xmas (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneControl Your Animal InstictWhen you show the lady you bring home that you can control your snake (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneTake my car just don’t touch my beerHow I react when I realize someone took the last beer in my fridge (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneDing DongOne of my most successful pick up lines in a bar (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneLow MetabolismWhen you realize that not even a vegan diet is working for you (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneHalloweenYour Mother in law’s favorite day when she doesn’t have to change her appearance to blend in (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneI said it firstWhen your girlfriend breaks up and you pretend not to hear and respeat it back (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NonePump And DumpWhere the expression pump and dump arrived from (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneProbably NotWhen you ask the poster boy of Marlboro if it was worth the money (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneNot a hole in oneHow what should have been a hole in one with getting listed on Netcoins ended up being a triple Bogey (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneJust order for yourselfWhen I order fast food and my wife says she won’t have any because she’s not hungry (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneWhale SprayWhat happens when you give a minnow Whale Power (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneLet me show you my PikaWhy Pikachu started being banned on television (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneProbably Not MarriedThe expression I have taught myself to hide deep inside after marriage. Definitely my most important survival skill. (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneNow I can rest for the rest of the weeekendWhen you try to explain for your wife how hard it was to clean the dishes (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NonePatience is a virtue for the naiveWhen it’s an obvious bear market but someone makes a post about Steem’s future 1000 dollar price still being a…bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneDefinitely X-RatedWhen your kid borrows the computer and you forgot to delete the browsing history (Source: Giphy)
