rogerdeaton (34)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneHighest Ranking OfficialsAs I walked through the airport to get Candy, I came across a double line of military persons, in all sorts of…rogerdeaton (34)in #food • 6 years ago • NoneHorsey SauceIt is annual Horseradish making day at the Deatons. Our patch is growing larger. We could easily triple this batch. We…rogerdeaton (34)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneSay What?If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?rogerdeaton (34)in #new • 6 years ago • NoneBuzzard's NestIt's funny after 43 years of marriage, you suddenly wake up and realize who it is you married. I am a morning person.…rogerdeaton (34)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneDog BlogHappy New Year, so our dog Moonshine has developed a disturbing habit. A couple mornings a week she will jump up in…rogerdeaton (34)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneTESTOSTERONE TESTERONYOUROWNI am not a Physician. I did this experiment on myself, at my own risk. Do not attempt this based on my experience.…rogerdeaton (34)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneWHY PEOPLE SHOOT UP SCHOOLSWe have been caring for our paranoid schizophrenic son for 22 years. He is 40 now. He was diagnosed when he was 18.…rogerdeaton (34)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneThe Buck Stops Here - or - The Pole VaultI was paid mostly in one dollar bills from the Friday gig. This made a stack/wad of money almost two inches thick. So…rogerdeaton (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneBIBLE BELT BAND BATTLES BRAWNY BODACIOUS BAR ROOM BRETHRENI was a bit skeptical when the Praise and Worship Music Director asked me to participate in a The Battle of the Bands…rogerdeaton (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneBARBARA BUSH AND THE SILVER WINGS EXPRESSOne of the most memorable experiences I had as a musician was performing with Bill Hill and The Silver Wings Express…rogerdeaton (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneNEIGHBORHOOD CANDY STOREThe corner candy store. Where I grew up it was in an old glorified barn. A guy named Bud who smoked a big cigar…rogerdeaton (34)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneTROLLING FOR DOLLARS(CYBER CURRENCY)I AM NOT A TROLL! My wife said I should be more careful about my rants and posts. She said I might get a reputation…rogerdeaton (34)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneFIRE US VIRUSSo here I am, down with the sickness, coughing, wheezing, but still loving life. So I meet as scheduled 20 feet up on…rogerdeaton (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneSMILES PER GALLONIf you have reached the age of 60, it's pretty fair to say you have used over a half tank of gas. So what do you do…rogerdeaton (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneMENOPAUSE TERRAWell, Saturday, I spent the day mowing, weed eating, and even tilling the garden in shorts and no shirt. Sunday, I…rogerdeaton (34)in #life • 7 years ago • NoneLOCKS ARE TO KEEP HONEST PEOPLE HONESTYes dear, I locked the car. I lock it every time I am driving with you, even when we don't need to when there's…rogerdeaton (34)in #music • 7 years ago • NoneSPIRIT PERFORMANCESo, Friday night on the way home from my gig, I get a text message. Can you fill in again this Sunday on drums. My…rogerdeaton (34)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneI BLEW ITI'm in the doghouse again. Candy spent all day spring cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, bed laundry, etc. Then I showed…rogerdeaton (34)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneI BLEW ITI'm in the doghouse again. Candy spent all day spring cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, bed laundry, etc. Then I showed…rogerdeaton (34)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneOPTICAL COLLUSIONMy wife had decided it was time for an eye exam for us. I believe this was prompted by my continued insistence that…
