My Stupid Viper

My Stupid Viper desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Viper had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be out of this world. A pencil sharpener is the item to select.

My Stupid Viper desperately needed a bag of flour that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Viper wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Viper desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

My Stupid Viper desperately looked for a tomato that they would often embrace. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a tomato is the item that was chosen.