I missed Steemfest, but I'm glad I got an invitation to the cheesefest. Reading through these comments, I have come to the realisation that you lot are a bunch of soppy fuckers. It's difficult not to love you.

As for the post, I am humbled by your words. Though, there are two statements that I must address;

Hm, perhaps I should also mention he's twenty-nine and single? Ladies?

Don't be attempting to pimp me out, woman. You will break some poor fucker's heart leading them to believe they have a chance.. Lol. The conversation in which you learned that I am unattached surely also revealed my desire to remain that way. I haven't the time for the distraction of a beautiful woman. Besides, Vito already has my heart.. Lol.

@son-of-satire lives by the motto that rules are meant to be broken, I've no doubt his post will be something you won't want to miss, so stay tuned!

Whilst I believe you know me well, this is one part of my character you have misinterpreted. I have no desire to break rules. It is merely that I have no intention and feel no obligation to follow any rules, laws, or policies that I do not personally agree with. If I find them to be immoral, unproductive or simply nonsensical, then I shall ignore them, as I always have. But, I am not opposed to useful rules. I have ascribed a fair few of them to myself, which I follow as though they were a religious doctrine, written by myself.

With that said, I thank you very much for the kind words. They mean a lot, and it is a genuine honour to be a part of this community chain.