I added the line about you being single after the conversation, because I'm hilarious...and I wrote the part about breaking rules to entice people to your post, duh. LOL. I expected you to address both, and was not disappointed!

Edit: I know you'll love the 'duh'. Also, I did actually first try to write something that didn't claim you like to break the rules, but it was too long, that sounded better ;)