Ahahahha this is nothing compared on the online banks that will read to you verbatim long pointless agreements that you have read a thousand times when it is finally your turn in the queue after waiting for over an hour because the bank debited something on your account an item that you never agreed on but sent to you lost in the thousand spam emails they send you every month.

Then if they make a mistake while reading it, they will need to reread the whole thing and you just want to throw your phone because you are at the last 10% in your battery and if this was a Nokia before that would mean 2 more days of use but using a Samsung or an Iphone means less than 5 minutes of use you power hungry bastard devices.

We should start a bank salty journal lol