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I'm not laughing, I really do get jealous when someone gets the last slice of turkey. I look forward to Thanksgiving every year.

That is the best response I have ever read. Keep doing you Mark.

lol it's called hyperbole - they teach it in year 8 English.

My dog could pose as an analyst in this bull market.

Yes but when asked to do several 1 hour videos explaining his technical approach of merging chart patterns and Elliot wave analysis with great advice on keeping cool with a well planed strategy. Your dog would prefer to sit down and lick it's own balls.

Only idiots think technical analysis alone will make them profits.

Your belief in whether technical analysis works or not is irrelevant.
I don't go round flagging palmistry or numerology posts because I don't believe in it.
I up vote considered posts and useful information.

I might get round to reading your posts one day. Should I flag every post and comment you make that sits uncomfortably with me?

Your down vote of my factual (and mildly humorous) commend says all we need to know about you.

You obviously have not watched the tutorial videos @haejin posted or you would know what I was talking about and remained neutral to my point.

As you are choosing to be uniformed why are you flagging something you know nothing about?

Sense of humour failure ?

Why would I watch his shitty videos? I'm probably a better trader than him. And I say it again, technical analysis is for fools. It doesn't predict shit, it might give you an entry point and where to place stop losses etc, but it's subjective. And even the entry points have to be backed by some fundamentals, or you will lose money in the long run. Anyone that says the contrary is spreading misinformation. And Im entitled to disagree and even downvote them.
Srsly why would I watch someone tell me how to invest in cryptos, it's the dumbest shit ever. Just buy potcoin and dogecoin, you'll make money. Plus technical analysis on BTC pairs makes no fucking sense, since the price of bitcoin is very volatile aswell. 50 satosish now, have a completly diferent value in 10 minuts, why would someone follow that deceiving chart to trade? Only the lazy or too retarded to make some fucking research on the actuall coins, people that just want to follow a stupid line and make money.
You are actually just looking at supply and demand, staring at a chart.

Tutorial videos....