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Sometimes, usually when someone gets the last slice of turkey on Thanksgiving.

I'm not laughing, I really do get jealous when someone gets the last slice of turkey. I look forward to Thanksgiving every year.

That is the best response I have ever read. Keep doing you Mark.

lol it's called hyperbole - they teach it in year 8 English.

My dog could pose as an analyst in this bull market.

Yes but when asked to do several 1 hour videos explaining his technical approach of merging chart patterns and Elliot wave analysis with great advice on keeping cool with a well planed strategy. Your dog would prefer to sit down and lick it's own balls.