The Unusual Santa

The Unusual Santa carried a block of cheese that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Santa desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Santa always had with them a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Santa always kept a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Santa desperately craved for a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a hat is the item to select.

The Unusual Santa always kept a bottle of coke that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.