Their Angry Santa

Their Angry Santa wanted a can of Dr Pepper to hug. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Their Angry Santa desperately desired a bag of poop to experiment on. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

Their Angry Santa desperately craved for a radiator to annihilate This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Their Angry Santa craved for a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be an odd idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Their Angry Santa owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Their Angry Santa desperately craved for a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. It is a strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.