The Ugly Prince

The Ugly Prince always carried a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Prince carried a painting of a melon to throw. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to you, but not to the Prince, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Ugly Prince had a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. It is an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. A bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Ugly Prince needed a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting action, to many, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Ugly Prince desperately looked for a melon that they would often smash. It should be a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

The Ugly Prince had a helmet that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen item.