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Yes, they're also a blessing.

Zombie butt?

The only butt worth noting!

I woke up thinking of portmanteaus. Cadillark. It's either a giant bird or a branded park.

Good one!

I've been thinking a lot about malapropisms lately.

I don't know how I feel about Gilled Chi's Sad Witches.

Living in a country where English isn't the first language, I encounter that on average three times a day haha!