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Here's hoping I keep my height!

Is that your best quality? That would make her taller, then!

I'd like to think that it isn't because that would mean every other qualities I have are just fluff. I'm not that tall.

I didn't expect it to be, but it was the one you called out, and I figure you know yourself best!

It's because it's the one quality that people often regard my lady is lacking.

Shortness is a blessing. It means you can hide from zombies better.

But, what about those zombies without legs?

Yes, they're also a blessing.