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It's because it's the one quality that people often regard my lady is lacking.

Shortness is a blessing. It means you can hide from zombies better.

But, what about those zombies without legs?

Yes, they're also a blessing.

Zombie butt?

The only butt worth noting!

I woke up thinking of portmanteaus. Cadillark. It's either a giant bird or a branded park.