The Yellow Pigeon

The Yellow Pigeon desperately desired a painting of a melon that they liked to drop. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Pigeon always carried a crown to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A crown was the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Pigeon desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Yellow Pigeon often carried a set square that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Pigeon needed a toilet brush that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Yellow Pigeon desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.