A Cute Ogre

A Cute Ogre desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

A Cute Ogre found a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

A Cute Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Ogre desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was epic. A can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Cute Ogre owned a teapot that they would play with. One might say this is a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A teapot is the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Ogre desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.