My Bum Loving Ogre

My Bum Loving Ogre looked for a ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Ogre desperately looked for a sword to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Ogre desperately looked for a big sponge to worship. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Ogre carried a bottle of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

My Bum Loving Ogre carried a cheese grater that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Ogre owned a little monkey that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.