The Colourful Ogre

The Colourful Ogre desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a different proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Ogre always had with them a can of Tango to annihilate One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Ogre looked for a stapler that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be spectacular. Strangely, a stapler being the item selected.

The Colourful Ogre needed a mug that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.

The Colourful Ogre desperately searched for a sword that they liked to share. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Ogre found a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. This seems an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.