My Funny Ogre

My Funny Ogre always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Ogre had a hat that they liked to share. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen thing.

My Funny Ogre looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

My Funny Ogre carried a mug that they would often annihilate It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

My Funny Ogre always carried a melon to insert somewhere. It should have been an odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

My Funny Ogre desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.