His Square Ogre

His Square Ogre desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to opt for.

His Square Ogre always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

His Square Ogre desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

His Square Ogre often carried a helmet that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was miraculous. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

His Square Ogre always carried a bottle of wine to put in the bath with him. It should be an extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

His Square Ogre found a little monkey that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.