A Yellow Ogre

A Yellow Ogre craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Yellow Ogre needed a spade that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade being the thing opted for.

A Yellow Ogre always kept a pen that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

A Yellow Ogre desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

A Yellow Ogre always kept a crown that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

A Yellow Ogre desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.