A Boring Ogre

A Boring Ogre desperately searched for a bat to share. It was an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Ogre desperately craved for a cup that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Ogre often carried a set square that they would put down their trousers. It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the chosen item.

A Boring Ogre often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

A Boring Ogre always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

A Boring Ogre owned a pint of cider to put on his head. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.