The Green Ogre

The Green Ogre desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Green Ogre always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Green Ogre needed a big sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Green Ogre desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Green Ogre desperately searched for a toilet brush to throw. It is an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Green Ogre craved for a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a toilet brush of all things.