Handsome Newt

Handsome Newt desired a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Handsome Newt craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Handsome Newt owned a toilet brush that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. A toilet brush is the thing to select.

Handsome Newt wanted a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to select.

Handsome Newt searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It might be a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.

Handsome Newt craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.