The Confused Newt

The Confused Newt carried a sword that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a peculiar action, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a sword being the thing selected.

The Confused Newt always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be wonderous. A magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Confused Newt had a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Newt desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Newt desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese of all things.

The Confused Newt wanted a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item that was chosen.