A Little Newt

A Little Newt always kept a radiator to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

A Little Newt had a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

A Little Newt always carried a chocolate bar that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

A Little Newt found a little monkey that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

A Little Newt had a custard pie that they would sometimes hug. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be awesome. A custard pie being the chosen item.

A Little Newt often carried a mug that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was fun. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.