Her Naughty Newt

Her Naughty Newt always had with them a cucumber that they would often throw. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty Newt wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty Newt owned a set of lego that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty Newt looked for a cheese grater that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty Newt craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty Newt desperately desired a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was awesome. A little monkey would be the item that was opted for.