My Silly Martian

My Silly Martian looked for a computer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

My Silly Martian desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Silly Martian desired a teapot that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing selected.

My Silly Martian always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Martian desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes eat. It might be an odd action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Silly Martian found a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.