shady
Standup
I need a new arrangement of all my standup material. One in which my stand up material exists. Because currently I don't have any standup material.
Here's my new stuff. I'll right it right now. Er, write.
Gotta move forward.
First joke is about how I thought the sign that said...something. Said shrimps...Oh it said syrups. It was a cafe and I genuinely thought it was like, oh, they have comffee, and if you want something to actually eat, they have a variety of flavored shrimps
Ha ha ah ha cue laughter
Second joke is about how I'm just so chuffed to be huffy and stuff...no I need to think more. I ... a joke about how when my dad died I cried in the grocery store thinking about how my dad won't drink beer anymore because he is dead. Is that can that be funny?
Third joke is about puffing out my face to grow my beard
that's not a funny joke, but it has to be in there, because people think of me as the beard guy. That's ok. It's true, I have a beard... and also beauty isn't only skin deep
Red aleppo pepper. That's not a joke, I just don't know what another joke may be. New arrangement. News. Oh the news is so funny, ha ha. We're taxing maple syrup now, I guess. Because canada. ha ha ha But for real, that's bizarre. We get some from vermont, but I don't imagine tump likes vermont either. I know wisconsin and michican and such CAN make maples syrup, but they're not as renowned for it as the other places I mentioned
what's the deal with borders, am i right>?