My Bum Loving King

My Bum Loving King wanted a CD player that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving King always carried a custard pie that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving King always had with them a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the King, who felt it was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving King searched for a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving King had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a new thought, to you, but not to the King, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

My Bum Loving King found a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.