A Brainy Jerk

A Brainy Jerk always carried a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of flour of all things.

A Brainy Jerk owned a computer that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

A Brainy Jerk always carried a bottle of coke that they would often drop. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

A Brainy Jerk desperately craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

A Brainy Jerk desperately needed a computer to embrace. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to choose.

A Brainy Jerk needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.