Introducing, me! New on Steemit!

Hi there, Steemians!

I'm so excited to start this new adventure in Steemit with all of you, and, to get you know a little bit about me, I'm gonna introduce myself with this short but rare description...

My full name is Willmer Manuel Gonzalez; I'm 31 years old since my last birthday and I'm ready to start counting my age backwards... you know, 40 year crisis coming on. I'm a melancholic-romantic-crazy person who loves to tell tales about me using different characters names; that's because I can change stories to my favor so I can always be right.

I'm a single father who is still crazy about his ex wife, who by the way is dying for someone else... some Satan Ríos, or something like that. People keep saying that I'm some sort of "divorced Ken", 'cause Barbie took my house, money, car, youth, self esteem, but I'm always saying that is not entirely truth because, I don't smile so much like that doll and I'm definitely have something between my legs.

I'm a succesful journalist (at least in my head) graduated with honours (that's actually kind of truth) who can't work doing what I want because I live in a weird country that I describe as a poor people land governed by a bad guy from a Cantinflas movie, that's why I write, and in this case Steemit becomes in the perfect window to keep doing that because I'm too coward to post my stories on othe social media... Oh yeah! I'm also a coward.

Should be really fun to find out how many of you can realize if one of my tales it's about me or not, so don't be afraid to participate with your comments; the one who get the correct answer, will win an inmediatly Follow.

I love sports, cheap alcohol, write about some sort of subjects that I think make me look like I'm smart, which is probably unlikely and sit everyday thinking about my life as a millionare, somthing I know WILL HAPPEN... perhaps in one of my stories at least. I'm also an expert in english lenguage which is my second one, but in reality when I speak with someone, I sound like Sofía Vergara.

I believe in love and the fact that if you hate her/him so much, you are close to feel the opposite and you should shut your mouth to listen your heart, 'cause if you are good people, heart will never make a mistake. Unfortunately, my ex wife thought the opposite too. I also believe in loyalty and respect and no, I'm not John Cena, is just two of my principles learned from my family.

So there you have it, you already know who I am and why I'm here... I hope you enjoy the craziest stories about love, sadness and dissapoinments that I can offer from the botton of my... fingers.

Thank you for having me Steemit! Round and universal love...
@WillGonzalez