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RE: The Trouble With Being Kind of a Jerk Who Has to Sit Alone at Lunch
Does anyone know if this handmade Asshole Repellent on Amazon works for jerks, too?
Does anyone know if this handmade Asshole Repellent on Amazon works for jerks, too?
Unfortunately no. Jerks are too passive-aggressive so as the repellent flies at the Jerk, it stops in mid-air, and splashes down to the floor with the knowledge that the jerk is so insecure and weak-willed in defense of their own obnoxiousness (contra the repellant’s main target who is aggressive and over-confident), that it’s not even worth it.
Jerks can only really be repelled by cheap cologne or grass clippings.
It sounds like we need to come up with a repellent called Jerk-Off (Effective against all kinds of jerks including KOAJs and FBJs.)
Were I as successful on Steemit as I am in real life in my imagination, I would have given you all of the monies for this wonderful comment.