(IJCH) Fixing my friend's computer problem and some other loosely related things - (Assorted Humor)
(IJCH) Fixing my friend's computer problem and some other loosely related things - (Assorted Humor)
IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head (Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)
From the Author:
Salutations.
I am JaiChai.
And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.
I invite you to interact with everyone, learn, and have as much fun as possible!
For my returning online friends, "It's always great to see you again!"
Fixing my friend's computer problem and some other loosely related things ("Assorted Humor")
The other day I got a call from a panicky friend who had locked herself out of her crypto wallet.
After searching her hard drive, I found her private keys in a long lost text file she'd forgotten about when she setup the wallet (last year).
I was in a hurry, so it was kind of a quick, "hit and run" visit.
Later that night, she emailed me this:
"...And with his task complete, the hero vanishes - leaving only a mysterious, slowly dissipating, Archangel-shaped mist behind."
Lol!
...To Cue Music, Click or Open in a New Tab
I thought to myself, "Yeah right. And shaking a plate of jello doesn't resemble a fat hooker on a cold night?"
But (butt), for those with Such Proclivities...
Parting Shot
A more Colorful Palette for the Palate...
Humbly submitted for your free moments to ponder...
By JaiChai
Really Appreciate You Stopping By.
Truly hope to see you again!
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(This is an updated version of: https://steemit.com/humor/@jaichai/ijch-after-fixing-my-friend-s-easy-computer-problem-hacker-humor)
About the Author
Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.
In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.
After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.
Since then, he's been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).
He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.
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How in the world did you do the jello image? lol
The lazy way:
Found the two images on Google's advanced search (free to modify, share, etc.)
Used Pixler Express Online (it's FREE)
Added the jello image to the woman image
Enlarged the jello image to cover the woman image
Decreased opaqueness (increased transparency) of the jello image until I got the desired effect.
Easy, peasy.
Namaste, JaiChai
You sure make it sound easy. wow great job.
It must be nice to have a mind
Always good for a quick read and good laugh my friend.