Chicken Wing Checklist
Napkins.
Toothpick.
Blue cheese.
Beer.
Sweat rag.
Floss.
Handkerchief.
More beer.
Second sweat rag.
More beer.
Mop.
Toilet paper.
More beer.
Napkins.
Toothpick.
Blue cheese.
Beer.
Sweat rag.
Floss.
Handkerchief.
More beer.
Second sweat rag.
More beer.
Mop.
Toilet paper.
More beer.
Not enough beer.
I knew I forgot something.