A Stupid Queen

A Stupid Queen desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Stupid Queen craved for a wig that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

A Stupid Queen carried a bat to break. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen item.

A Stupid Queen desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush being the item selected.

A Stupid Queen craved for a computer that they sometimes break. It is considered to be an original activity, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a computer was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Queen desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.