Everything was great until I peed quickly and then you describe a guy who is ready for a photo shoot or street advertising. Seriously, a guy would say pee. Hahaha. You break me with this sentence. The story I was building in my mind. Which led me to a tough fork in the road. Two stories formed in my mind at the same time, and believe me, they were totally opposite. True. One is cooler than the other.
I assume you shared the not soo cool one and kept the cool one for yourself? LOL When exactly did those stories form in your mind? Before, after or during reading. You know that guy is far from a model?