His Magical Gremlin

His Magical Gremlin desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

His Magical Gremlin owned a mug that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug of all things.

His Magical Gremlin always had with them a pint of beer that they would worship. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Magical Gremlin often carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

His Magical Gremlin looked for a rubber chicken that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Magical Gremlin desperately desired a bat to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bat is the item that was chosen.