A Ugly Giraffe

A Ugly Giraffe always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often share. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

A Ugly Giraffe always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a toilet brush of all things.

A Ugly Giraffe had a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

A Ugly Giraffe desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Ugly Giraffe wanted a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Giraffe desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.