Funny Joke Contest nr. 8-Entry
This is my entry for Funny Joke Contest nr. 8 initiated by @marcovanhassel. The rules say that this week's joke has to have an animal in it.
Q: Why did the Texan want to get a Dachshund?
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A: So he could say, "Git along little daw-gie."
I wanted a better joke than this one so I asked a friend if she knew of any jokes with an animal in it. She started laughing and said, "Yes I do and it is hilarious! It is about a gorilla and when I heard it I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face! Every time I thought of that joke, I laughed so hard." I said, "Great! Please tell it to me." She said, "I can't." I asked, "Why not?" She said, "Because I can't remember it!"
So the joke above is the best I could come up with. If you have a joke with an animal in it, please check out the rules @marcovanhassel and enter. Hurry because there are only a couple of more days left to enter.
Thanks for entering the contest👍. It's a corny one, but that doesn't matter. You are the first and only contestant, so this should be an easy win for you😂😂😂
So it is there : My Funny Contest Submission . thanks for making participate !
My pleasure; thanks for having the contest. I am so happy to see that you have another entry and I hope you get many more! : )
Ahah your friend made me laught more, I like this actions ;) Like, "This person is a genius ! What he said is awesome" - What did he said ? - "I can't repeat it but it was realy good" ;) Thanks for sharing, see you !
Yes, my friend was so funny and much better than my joke; that is why I wrote that! : )
Sure, you did well ;) Have a good evening !
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Maybe this one could be better than the one I put on you'r friend's challenge page comments :
'Two poor personns are walking in a street. Saying "Oh damned... What can we do to earn money..." they stop infront a shop, selling really expensive shoes. They enter the shop to ask the seller why are they so expensive, when he answer them :
The two guys look themself, a brillant idea seeming passing in there mind.
The next morning, they are flying to Afrika with all the money they remained them, and a shotgun (yes... they have a permission to take it in the plane....).
Any way, first feet on Afrika's ground, they start searching a river. One time found, the take a bark, and begin shoting crocodile : each time they kill one, his body come up to the surface water, the stomach up.
First one : "Oh damned... Look at this.... let's kill an other"
Second one : Shit... It isn't good either..."
Third, fourth, fiveth.... After a day killing crocodile... They take the plain back, sad and desperates.
Arriving in front the shoes shop, they say to the seller :
" - We are damned, spent our last money to go Afrika, spent a day killing about 50 crocodiles, and no one of them had shoes..."
Hope you enjoyed ;^) See you !
This is funny and I am so happy to see that you entered! : )
I don't know if it is the same effect when reading, also with my bad english ;) But cool if it was ! thanks you !
My pleasure! Your English is great and so is your joke! HaHa! : )
Well, pleasure to hear it, such difficult to understand some texts.. thank you very much !