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RE: Funny Joke Contest nr. 8-Entry
Maybe this one could be better than the one I put on you'r friend's challenge page comments :
'Two poor personns are walking in a street. Saying "Oh damned... What can we do to earn money..." they stop infront a shop, selling really expensive shoes. They enter the shop to ask the seller why are they so expensive, when he answer them :
- "They are from crocodile"
The two guys look themself, a brillant idea seeming passing in there mind.
The next morning, they are flying to Afrika with all the money they remained them, and a shotgun (yes... they have a permission to take it in the plane....).
Any way, first feet on Afrika's ground, they start searching a river. One time found, the take a bark, and begin shoting crocodile : each time they kill one, his body come up to the surface water, the stomach up.
First one : "Oh damned... Look at this.... let's kill an other"
Second one : Shit... It isn't good either..."
Third, fourth, fiveth.... After a day killing crocodile... They take the plain back, sad and desperates.
Arriving in front the shoes shop, they say to the seller :
" - We are damned, spent our last money to go Afrika, spent a day killing about 50 crocodiles, and no one of them had shoes..."
Hope you enjoyed ;^) See you !
This is funny and I am so happy to see that you entered! : )
I don't know if it is the same effect when reading, also with my bad english ;) But cool if it was ! thanks you !
My pleasure! Your English is great and so is your joke! HaHa! : )
Well, pleasure to hear it, such difficult to understand some texts.. thank you very much !