Honesty In A Relationship...Or Two

traf (81)in #funny • 7 years ago

My wife just caught me out with her sister

Wife: What is the meaning of this? What have you been up to all this time?

me:

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7 years ago in #funny by traf (81)

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amirtheawesome1 (61) 7 years ago

This is why I save time and ask for a threesome at first.

trafalgar (88) 7 years ago

her boyfriend probably wouldn't be into it

richardalom (49) 7 years ago

Thanks

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d4ki (47) 7 years ago (edited)

With goat as your goto, you will need to ask permission from the hand

amirtheawesome1 (61) 7 years ago

You know it

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steem-works (51) 7 years ago

100% right

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richardalom (49) 7 years ago

Thanks

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konasharmin (53) 7 years ago

Thanks for you...

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konasharmin (53) 7 years ago

Thanks for you....

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sujonmia (2) 7 years ago (edited)

Thanks for you....
Hahaha ,,,Amazing funny sir,,

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steem-works (51) 7 years ago

@genlebot thanks you so much

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konasharmin (53) 7 years ago

Thanks for you....

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shucona (54) 7 years ago

Thanks for you sir

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richardalom (49) 7 years ago

Thanks

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take5 (58) 7 years ago

That's that advantage of marrying a twin.

But Honey, from behind you both look and feel the same, how would I know any different?

trafalgar (88) 7 years ago

less of an excuse if they're conjoined

rzaman (5) 7 years ago

Thanks for you....

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joshua-golbuu (56) 7 years ago

Would be shocking to later find out that they are mom and daughters.

dandesign86 (68) 7 years ago

I guess this is a perfect example when action speaks louder than words

trafalgar (88) 7 years ago

it is
though it's also an example of when you don't want your words to be too loud

drsinmongwong (56) 7 years ago

Ironically, this might actually proof to her that you're sex worthy and she made the right choice. Who can argue when her own DNA demands you get some.

trafalgar (88) 7 years ago

yeah...i've lost arguments to the wife with stronger arguments than that....

theabsolute (63) 7 years ago

I'm going to use that line next time I get caught

shucona (54) 7 years ago

Thanks for you sir

kretorkk (56) 7 years ago

Thanks for your My dear friend

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drsinmongwong (56) 7 years ago

That was a joke, however statistically it might work if you are married to a women with a dozen sisters.

steem-works (51) 7 years ago

When your post upvote

cemke (61) 7 years ago

you know what they say wife's sister is sweeter than honey regarding sexuality.

trafalgar (88) 7 years ago

lol by they you mean you

shucona (54) 7 years ago

Thanks for you

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theabsolute (63) 7 years ago

Just tell her you were planning a surprise. It's not really a lie, because you were banging her sister and that's a surprise. It's getting harder and harder thinking of surprise gifts for mother's day.

trafalgar (88) 7 years ago

my wife isn't my mother so thankfully i don't have to get her a gift for mother's day

jayed007 (49) 7 years ago

Honey this actually call Salsa ! what i didn't with you after cheating on me since you affected by H.I.V for sex with A Black guy : )

konasharmin (53) 7 years ago

Thanks for you....

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sujonmia (2) 7 years ago

Thanks for you..

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steem-works (51) 7 years ago

Yeah right

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jacqueline2 (53) 7 years ago

2 dos and donts of a new relationship

cornholio (50) 7 years ago

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dwainus (41) 7 years ago

cornholio!

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joshua-golbuu (56) 7 years ago

Then your wife tells you that her sister was once a he.

Oh yeah trannies runs in her whole family, watch out for her couger dad

theguruasia (67) 7 years ago

@traf,
You must be cunning while answering her. Coz having two crazy sisters at the same time might be a big chaos!
Traffy, twosome is better than threesome :D

Cheers~

gabbingster (39) 7 years ago (edited)

In my opinion, @theguruasia, you have let your Howard Stone out of the closet.
Ha! ha!
Every time I come to this channel, it seems more and more like a lot of Howard Stones trying to outdo the other.
Interesting...

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