My Job Title? Ummmm.... for COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND4 ENTRY1

in #funny7 years ago

If this man's definition and logic is correct

Then I guess I better change my profession on my applications

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I nominate @brandt and @jonnydonuts for Comedy Open Mic.

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and all this time I thought they had to fuck men for money

So, did I? I guess some men just wanna have a drinking partner.

You could try a professional wine tasting job. But I’m pretty sure it will be less tasting and more like my ex with dicks, as many as possible and all the way back into the throat.

This comment alone is worth of an entry to #comedyopenmic :D

So why is she an ex?

Just guzzle it down, that's the best way.

So if you mix drinks, is it then an orgy?

Cocktail orgy....sounds like fun.

Is there a hint in your name?... You can take 5...

Haha, yep I take 5 bottles day, keeps me on my toes.

I want to study comedy from you.

Haha, thank you. I'm still learning. Check out this guy's post @traf. Read others' comments and make your own comments. You learn as you do. Also, check out @comedyopenmic's contest for funny posts. Steem on.