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     8 years ago 

    There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

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       8 years ago 

      .......

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         8 years ago 

        well I'm trying but you are hard to please

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           8 years ago 

          The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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             8 years ago (edited)

            What's brown and sticky?

            a stick.

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               8 years ago (edited)

              What type of stick are you talking about? Only hairy sticks are sticky lol