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RE: Help! The Queen of Make-Up Tutorials @guerrint is Missing !!!

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.

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didn't laugh try again

There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

well I'm trying but you are hard to please

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

What's brown and sticky?

a stick.

What type of stick are you talking about? Only hairy sticks are sticky lol