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RE: Help! The Queen of Make-Up Tutorials @guerrint is Missing !!!

in #funny • 8 years ago (edited)

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.

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     8 years ago 

    didn't laugh try again

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       8 years ago 

      There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

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         8 years ago 

        .......

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          well I'm trying but you are hard to please

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            The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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               8 years ago (edited)

              What's brown and sticky?

              a stick.

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                 8 years ago (edited)

                What type of stick are you talking about? Only hairy sticks are sticky lol