@naomi.louise I am glad that your husband saved you and the girls. Superfunny post and I enjoyed reading this. Just be cautious of not ruining the eco-system with all your spider killings. Spiders are in fact our friends. They do keep other insects away from us. Maybe it is because of you that we have so many mosquitoes here these days:)
Thank you @giantbear. My friends don't lurk in the dark, scurry when the light goes on and they don't byte me when I get too close.
I'm trying to understand your comment. You say your friends are spiders because they keep insects away from you.... Mmm.... Your 'friends' aren't doing what you say they do. Else you won't have a mozzie problem.