Time to battle the Monkeys
So I have told you yesterday that my daughter enjoys having blow outs in the Diapers. Never thought I would be talking about poop this much outside of middle school, but here we are. My wife was changing her, when the eruption happened, it did not destroy any roads like the volcano in Hawaii, but it was pretty epic.
Poop was everywhere, and I mean everywhere.
It was even on the door, which is about 5 feet away.
After I got it cleaned up, my wife was talking about getting a year pass to the zoo, and I thought it would be great to take her down there, and turn her over with her legs in my had like a gun, and battle the poop throwing monkeys...
Okay they got us on range right now, but we can train to close the gap.
Poop actually this is the first poop post I've seen on steemit, buy it wasn't bad really, just that the pooping monkeys are really vicious hahsha i've been a victim
No way, you have to have seen poop on steemit before this. Ya that is one thing I never want to happen to me.
I always ask little kids if they think there will ever come a time in their lives when poop isn't funny. 100% of the time they answer NO. Seems every kid loves poop and they fully expect it is not a passing phase. Looks like you have a war story to tell lol.
I was helping out with watching a bunch of 5 year old kids, and they thought drawing of a butt was the funniest thing in the world. It was really just a circle with a line down the middle, but they laughed forever.
yep. It never gets old. We just get old lol
That is kids for you, uncontrolled poop. This blown out looks like she dropped a bomb.
That chimp is a bad ass, look at the way he threw the poop.
right on a old ladies face, that is accurate.
God bless you and your family.the video is so funny. Have a nice family time.thank you so much for sharing with us.....@bigram13
I really like your word
That doesn’t seems like a nice monkey to me
That’s way too much to take from a pet
You’ve got to take it to the zoo before your house is s total mess
Oh no!!! I am lucky enough that thus far, I have avoided an ass-plosion like this, but I have heard tales of woe from friends... I have had to deal with some Poo-namis though!! This is when they go and keep going, and the nappy overflows all over their clothes, I've had some of these when out in public, and they are a disaster! Poo all down the legs and a full pack of baby wipes needed to clean up the mess!
Tip: By the way in case you never noticed, the baby grows can be taken off from the top down, they are designed so that you can do this... It took me a while to figure this out :o)
By the way, I have nominated you for this if it is something you would like to take part in https://steemit.com/7daypositivitychallenge/@ablaze/gratitude-day-3
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